25 signs you've had too much to drink

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can't believe it. He takes all his little sample jars and goes home.At home, he tells his wife that the doctor wants stool, urine, blood, and semen samples.
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|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you should be able to get it jammed. Now, ask yourself.
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When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clark
!
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the garage !
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Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger."Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead. Let me do all the talking."They pull over and the cop gets out.
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!
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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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There was the Florida State defensive tackle

who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
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|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. There's only
cheese pie.
Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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