3 Vampires in Bar

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar. Chris looked so down and dejected, that John just had to go up and say something to him.
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With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.
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State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_)
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Q: What are the best ten years of an

Irishman's life?
A: Third grade.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin
!
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
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Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, menare already there.
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with

a paint-roller
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An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, "Pull over!"The lady yelled back, "No - mittens!"
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|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
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A
system programmer came home from work
almost at dawn and told his wife
enthusiastically: "Tonight I have
installed a new release of MVS/ESA
together with VM/CMS and
CICS/VS".
"G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
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