40 Year Old Man and Woman

During a break on a North Dakota office

building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.


"Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said.

"What
fer?" asked Pyle.

"Shorter hours."

"Good fer them!" said
the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty
minutes was too long fer an
hour!"
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Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming

invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there!
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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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They're not going to grow bananas any

longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough
already.
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What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quitea frivolous old gal.
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What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
and knees.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm looking for
my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the
road.'
'Why
don't you look for it there?'
'Because the light's better
here!'
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|'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there.While Mama in her girdle and I in chin straps had just settled down to sugar-borne naps.
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Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe by his side.
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An old lady walked in to the post
office to
buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to
stick
the stamps on for her.

`Wait a minute,' he said, `you've
written the address upside down.'


`I know,' said the little
old lady, `the letter is going to
Australia.'
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