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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes lateranother whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, buttwo minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stopedhim:"What's going on out there?" it asked.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carson
!
Carson who ?
Carconogenic !
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Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?

A harebrush.
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What has antlers, pulls Father
Christmas' sleigh and is made
of cement?
I don't know.
A
reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by

eleven o'clock."

She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a
child!"

He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by
eleven."
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How can you tell elephants love to
travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
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How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
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The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!6.
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