5000 dead lawyers

The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother superior. "Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?" "Sorry", she replies, "but there are no dwarf nuns here". "Well, are there any in the city?". "No, there are no dwarf nuns".
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|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.The copier is out of order!Yes, we have called the service man.Yes, he will be in today.No, we cannot fix it.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
dad," he
said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly
face."
"Tell him you've already got one," said his father.
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What does a man consider to be a seven course

meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from.His dad replied that the sound was comming from a near by dump truck that was backing up and that sound was to warn people behind it to get out of the way.
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Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!
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Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs.
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Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to the swat team,
didn't you?
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Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for

Halloween?
A: Dead.
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a

man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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