A bat joke.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What the heckare you doing down there?"And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"

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