A blind man in a store

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it
was under the elephants foot.
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A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in
the middle of the
jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct,"
he said. The
dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?"
The hunter shouted
at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The
dinosaur looked a
little nonplused.
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Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
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Some Words of Wisdom...The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
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Patient: Why did you
charge me a
group rate?
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
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Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
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What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A
movie star.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author
!
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
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A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?" "He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and collapsed."
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