A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...

A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off.The woman starts to have a break down and say to the man, "I wish I could feel like a woman one last time."The man automatically rips his shirt off throws it to the floor and says, "now fold it"!
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*** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person. ***Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them.The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The same person that gives you a "blank stare" when you look at them.
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priestexplained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a fewpaces back and pitched the money towards the circle. Whatlanded in the circle he kept and what landed outside thecircle god kept.
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Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
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Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that
small!
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Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!
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Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.
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What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
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