A couple of geezers were sitting...

|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless. You see, there was a gentleman from Korea who was killed by his cell phone ... more or less. He was doing the usual "walking and talking" when he walked into a tree and managed to somehow break his neck.
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|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine awayOLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their coolOLD FROGS never die, they just croakOLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishesOLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retireOLD GEOLOGISTS
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Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase of tax payment Form 1040 - P The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis.
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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
?
Sister: Man-eating sharks.
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby St. Peter and his obedient angel.St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering youmust answer this simple question." "Which is ...?",they replied in unison. "Have you been a good girl?",he asked the first girl."Oh yes", she said.
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a

firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!
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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?

Throw it under a bus.
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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
party ?
It was a scream !
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A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up andthrows it across the street into a field.Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on hisdoor. He opens it up and no one is there.
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