A doctor fell into a well once...

The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Carolina,
looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy
their two week
vacation/honeymoon.

The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well,
hi
Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.
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Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day
the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who
created
the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear.
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
letters?
NME (enemy).
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Teacher: What's big
and yellow and comes
in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer

and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad
skydiver goes, "Damn."
WHACK!
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Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
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The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from crashing! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate
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A Republican and a Democrat
were walking
down the street when they came to a homeless person. The
Republican
gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come
to
his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his

pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop
at this floor!
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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.
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