A guy says to a salesgirl...

A guy stumbles
through the
front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a
beer.

The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but
I
can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The
guy
swears and walks out of the bar.
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Have you seen

www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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WHY ? ...... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
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Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
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Where do Danish cows come from?

Cowpenhagenf
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Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!
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The local sheriff was looking
for a deputy,
so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the
bucket went
in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to
himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's
right.
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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!
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