A maggot with attitude!

Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying"Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
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Three men were discussing at a bar about

coincidences.
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Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd betterhold onto it in case they don't ever send me anther one! I can't connect.I don't know what is wrong.
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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired."But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain...""Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "You're going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back.""But, officer, I think you really should know...
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The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from crashing! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou."The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?""No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't

come in and closed you up?
Waiter: They're afraid to eat
here.
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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you.One is called a brain.
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Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping
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Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.
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