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What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
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Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em are ducks'em are notoh 'es 'ey aresee 'em wangs'ell ill be'em are ducks
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One out of every four people is
suffering from some
form of mental illness.
Check three friends. If
they're OK, then it's you.
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How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."
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Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
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What do you find in an elephants graveyard
?
Elephantoms !
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"What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper."The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick."This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager's office.
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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say
there was a quack in it !
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Why shouldn't you believe a
person in
bed?
Because he is lying.
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was
on
his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped
out
taking his dog for a walk.
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