A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a convenience store on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
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I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home my mom was sleeping and my dad was in the living room. I handed him the copy that i got to take home and he read it. while he was reading it u gould see the anger building in him.
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Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!
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What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
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What
is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight

dinner?
A. A power failure.
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Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of it!Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Doc: Of course.
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