A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...

How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
"W."
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while.
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What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a bored
visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
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Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign.
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Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"what the hell are you doing fuckin' around with my wife?"
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Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

Why? Do I look like one?
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Did you hear
about the idiot who
made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard
boiled eggs.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Phone Won't Stop Ringing? Here's What You Do Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.
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