A young teenager comes home from school...

What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.
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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
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What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!
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A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with the chicken.The man sped up to 55 miles per hour, but low and behold, so did the 3-legged chicken.
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|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?A: The bombshell!Q: What does an alarm cluck say?A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!" Q:
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I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
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Did you hear about the
Baton Rouge
bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends
were
planning to give her a shower?
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What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.
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Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!
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