Aardvark jokes

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check

Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
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What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew
!
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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What did the jack say to the
car?
"Can I give you a lift?"
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OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they both felt as ready as they could be.
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What does a clam do on
his birthday?

He shellabrates!
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|Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
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A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked."I had to help him," the girl replied.
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income

family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !
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