Aardvark jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

"I love you a ton!"
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very
hot
day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole
digging a
ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a
tree?" "I
don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So
he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss.
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A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring."
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a

snake about to shed it's skin
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then !
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|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?""I should let you know first that I am a policeman.""That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"
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|? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. ? Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. ? For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. ? Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
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The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."
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Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?
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your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass. your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her. your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches checkin' in but not out. your mamma is so fat, can't wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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