Advice

While driving down the
road the motorist
saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting
under an
umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The
motorist
passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All
of a
sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune

teller.
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Why does a blonde keep
empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for those who don't drink!
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HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpanish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te AmoFrench . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Je T'aimeGerman . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ich Liebe DichJapanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ai Shite ImasuItalian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ti AmoChinese. . . . . . .
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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the manbehind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing,I'm going to the cops!""I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay checkin my pocket.""Oh really" she spat.
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Where can you always find money?
In the
dictionary.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costa
!
Costa who ?
Costa lot !
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Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical, because every time there friend goes, he scares away all the game. The friend promises that if he is allowed to go, he will stay at the camp site, because he likes to camp more than hunt. They agree and they start on their trip.
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If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
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An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."-Mitch Hedberg
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Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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