ADVICE FOR IDIOTS

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?""That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton."Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"
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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in

front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

A: She wanted to see
what she looked like asleep.
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What will santa bring your fish this

christmas?
A scale letrix!
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.
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Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? They shake hands!
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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It'sreally taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It
grows a Moostache.
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Why was
the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
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Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!
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