An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic

waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New Jersey had
first choice.
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|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What's an ig?An eskimo's home without a loo!What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers!Where do snowmen go to dance?Snowballs!How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle ! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?A snowball !
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There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman's, she should of never left the kitchen!
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What do you get if you cross a bottle
of water
with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really!
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The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm. Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to inquire why.They received this short and simple explantion: "The bag ain't full yet."
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|Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you
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An
American touring Spain
stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of sightseeing. While
sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table. Not only
did
it look good, the
smell was wonderful.
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Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
a
child?
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write
a ransom
letter.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A
COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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