An old sailor goes to a brothel...

What are the most athletic
rodents?
Track and field mice.
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Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.
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Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar.""Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact.The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one.
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Knock Knock Who's there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of

antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
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Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Q. Who is the greatest
babysitter
mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
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|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945.''Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked.'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13.'
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