Ant and Elephant have romance

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?Eat him on Saturday!Why did the foal cough?Because he was a little horse!What is the
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|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
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The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar."I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?!""There is," he replied. "Breakfast!"
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You
have just received the "Kentucky
Virus"!!!

As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus
works on
the honor system.

Please delete all the files on
your hard drive, and manually forward
this virus to everyone on your
mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation.
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Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs".
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A small boy is sent to bed by his
father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"


"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had
your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]


"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...
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|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!
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Q: What
did the leper say to the
hooker?

A: Keep the tip.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?

Chips.
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