Ant and Elephant have romance

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
of
vinegar ?
A sourpuss !
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She
burys it.
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|Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night.He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.What with Medicare and Blue Cross,We would do a couple tests.To the hospital he sent meThough I didn't feel that bad.
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A:
Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father.
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Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
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What do you get if you
cross a
skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong!
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What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
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|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave.
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