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|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?To trip up the ants!What is even bigger than an elephant?A giant!What do you call an ant in space?Cosmonants & Astronants!What do you call an ant from overseas?Impartant!What medicine would you give an ill ant?Antibiotics!What is smaller than an ant's dinner?An ant's mouth!
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|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo."
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1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
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Why is an old car like a baby
playing?
Because it goes with a rattle.
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playing?
Because it goes with a rattle.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
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Why is a
Laundromat a really bad place to pick
up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't afford a washing
machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Laundromat a really bad place to pick
up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't afford a washing
machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
and
he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.
"Why
don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton.
"I can't today,"
Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain."
"Well, why don't you patch
it in dry weather."
"It don't leak then!"
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and
he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor.
"Why
don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton.
"I can't today,"
Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain."
"Well, why don't you patch
it in dry weather."
"It don't leak then!"
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A police officer, though scheduled for
all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home
four
hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to
wake his
wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and
started to
climb into bed.
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all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home
four
hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to
wake his
wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and
started to
climb into bed.
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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can't come up with anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells her he has worked out his act.
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Q. What did one tornado say to the
other?
A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."
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other?
A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who
asked, I'd still have 4
apples."
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report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who
asked, I'd still have 4
apples."
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