Apple jokes

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a

hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very

excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and
jumping up
at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to
the lady.
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A father came
home from a long business
trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where
did you get the
money for the bike? It must have cost $300."


"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on,"
the father said. "Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth," the
boy replied.
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Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she
goes
New York, L.A., Chicago
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan
!
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a

spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.
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TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained through out program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give out employees more S.H.I.T.
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THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive.
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The criminal mastermind found one of his

gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?"

demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid

thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"
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Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.
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