Aviation jokes

Q: How can you tell someone
is a true music
lover?
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom
keyhole.
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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!
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Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.*Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.*Men are like snow storms, you never know how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.
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Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!
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What does a clam do on
his birthday?

He shellabrates!
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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
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Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
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