Baby jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film

with a toad ?
Star Warts !
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.
Category: Dumb Jokes - 0 Comments

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said"concentrate!"
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.
Category: Instrument Jokes - 0 Comments

Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Men And A Baby
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
Category: Politics - 0 Comments

Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going tohear of it when I get home!"She sat down, red-faced.
Category: School - 0 Comments

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least
one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

What did the witch say to
the ugly toad?

I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments