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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor
because
it was a horrible yeller.
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A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body.She smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." and kept right on going.
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them.
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A: So
brunettes can remember them.
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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The
one with the biggest head.
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The
one with the biggest head.
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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.
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|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.
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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The
cyclist says.
-"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily
asks. "I got hurt
really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I
recently lost my license. I
usually drive a bus."
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runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The
cyclist says.
-"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily
asks. "I got hurt
really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I
recently lost my license. I
usually drive a bus."
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Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo
and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
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no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
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