Baby jokes

Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast

for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a

farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his
parachute
failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the
locals
before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here
on a
Sunday.
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Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N.

Stine
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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."

"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
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A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside.
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish
abortion
clinic?
A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
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The night before her wedding, the

bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she
said, "I want you to teach me
how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath
and began, "When two people love, honor,
and
respect each other,
love can be a very beautiful thing...
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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese
!
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
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