Baby jokes

Did you hear about the underwater snooker
player?
He was a pool shark!
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
was
driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in
the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck,
sir?" asked
the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the
colonel,
coming over and handing him the keys "Yours is."
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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
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A funeral service is being held in a

church for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service,
the
pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally

bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint
moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive.
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What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.
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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !
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What kind of dog can you best see in the
dark?

A glowberman pinscher!
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
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There were these three
brothers that were
very close to each other. The brothers always went to a
local bar on
every Friday at 5:30 on the dot.
When the brothers
got married they all got married to their wifes to be
on the same
day and at the same place.
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Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.
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