Barbie doll jokes

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says "I want my $20 million."To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way.We give you a million today, and then you'll get the restspread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no.
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A wife and her
husband were having a dinner
party for all the major status figures in Rome,
Italy.

The
wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be

perfect.
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How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to
change the bulb.
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
crocodile dundy in her
foot bath.
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Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
pencil! What
should I do?
SANTA: Use a pen.
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Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence." She says "Buckwheat is dumb"Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid". The teacher says,"very good, now use it in a sentence." Darla says "Buckwheat is stupid.
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