Barty and Dunny

181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave at her.184. Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever.185.
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|Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long
to
order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"Shutup: "Shutup.
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What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
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Who won the race between two balls of
string?
They we're tied!
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth.
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy

road ?
A mutt in a rut !
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Q: Why do
Blondes wear padded
shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side

to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a

question.
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