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|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?A: A bassoon; there's more wood!Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.Q: What are oboes good for?A: Kindling when burning basoons
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."The four open the door and look out below.
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Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant.
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mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar
and made 4 quarters pop out.
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mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar
and made 4 quarters pop out.
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|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes towear."The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."
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Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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