Bath jokes

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and

Greenpeace threw her in!
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A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives it to him.The man walks over and tries to wake Mr.
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A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK

BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and
they left.
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A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with the chicken.The man sped up to 55 miles per hour, but low and behold, so did the 3-legged chicken.
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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.
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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner"!
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Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.
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|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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Why was the
cannibal looking
peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.
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