Bath jokes

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
its
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
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Mother: How do you
like your new teacher
?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and
then
she didn't give me one !
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet

of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the
Pilbara
area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was
partly for
the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly
for the
thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of
acres.
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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
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Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
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What do you calll a woman that people sit on
?
Cher !
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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
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Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
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