Beauty jokes

QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
debting.
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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an

Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr !
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool
and
feed them fish !
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No. Those are deer tracks."They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked. "I wanna be weighed," shesaid. So the young man took her over to the weight guessed. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
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Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah !
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They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true.They also care a lot about power, world domination, money, and beer.
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The Smith's were proud of their family
tradition. Their
ancestors
had come to America on the Mayflower. They
had included Senators
and Wall Street wizards.

They decided to
compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and
grandchildren. They hired a fine author.
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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem."Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench." He says.He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road.
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!
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