Bed jokes

What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
A new
moo!
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One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteerto tell a story. Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market.
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How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? Once they're on their backs, they're fucked!...
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I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
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Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A:
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
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Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould offend the person standing near you?...NOT. Well, if you are, thenhere are some alternatives to some popular phrases.I found them on a poster, but I don't remember which one.
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|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked."You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!""Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."
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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have toshow your ticket here, not your stub."
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