Believing in Santa

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?""There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside
out!
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A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The Blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day.. we aren't terribly busy.
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied.
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This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist.
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During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young

girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy.

As they
sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed
a
baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then

turned around and went downstream.
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Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Claire
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips
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