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How to elephants talk to each other ?
By
'elephone !
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|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me theexact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
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What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the Titanic.
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing

home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled
out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued
smoking.

The lady asked, "What's that?"

"A
condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette
doesn't
get wet.
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A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again.
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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
of
Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However,
he was
not prepared to pay the high prices.
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What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A
morese-quito !
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I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.

Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and marmalade.
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