between a fly and a bird

How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
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Jett was trying to
light a match.
He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it
away.

He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed
it.
Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!"
said
the idiot, blowing it out.

"Ah'm gonna save it!"
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I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage
were you in?
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What insect lives on
nothing ?
A moth,
because it eats holes
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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !
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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore.She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him.
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Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo"49. "That would work better the other way around. ."48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?"47. "Damn, that's complicated."46. "Wait, wait, use my pillow."45. "Alright already, _I_came."44. "You guys need a value pak."43. Smoke a pipe.
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years. I wonder how the girls are doing?"
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A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
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A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he

said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set."
"Don't
worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother
for you."
The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which
fitted
perfectly.
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