Biologist jokes

An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this. The nephew did not like this, and tried to break the parrot of its swearing habit. He tried everything.
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The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!"The boss replies : " My wife used to live there ! "The protege quickly responds: " Really ?? What position does she play ? "
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Q: How did the blonde
die drinking
milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full
bull!
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What is the meaning of life?

All
evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
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When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.
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How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
The roller ghosted.
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of responsibility at the
other.
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|Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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