Biologist jokes

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.
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A new man
is brought into Prison Cell 102.


Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.


The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The
old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.

You'd never
believe that I used to live the life of Riley.
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An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, "Doctor, is this some weird venereal disease?""Worse," says the doctor. "It's frostbite!"
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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
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Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.Nosy Type Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.
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Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?
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A wife was
berating her husband. He
motioned for her to quiet
down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in
me."

The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women,
'dear',
I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained.
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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|| is 12 inches.
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