Bird jokes

Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't pay any attention to
me!
Who said that?
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Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
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What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
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The teacher asked Simon to say his name

backwards.
"No mis" he replied
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Do molecular biologists
wear designer
genes?
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What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
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What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A
moose-quito !
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to
change a
light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the other six to
sing about how good the
old one was.
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A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was in. Anyway, it was game day. Everyone stood for the National Anthem. When Jose got home, he said, "Mama, they made a song in America just for me.
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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. ?If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" ?You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
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