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Marriage is nature's way of preventing
people from fighting with strangers.
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people from fighting with strangers.
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A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"And the minister says, "Just water.
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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the
Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
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Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
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Two little boys were
visiting their
grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They
couldn't
make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the
grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring
them bread and
water."
One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have
ketchup on
it?"
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visiting their
grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They
couldn't
make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the
grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring
them bread and
water."
One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have
ketchup on
it?"
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On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick."The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick.""The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing."
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Q:
What will Bill's favorite retail
outlet be after his economic
blueprint takes effect?
A: Everything's
$100.
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What will Bill's favorite retail
outlet be after his economic
blueprint takes effect?
A: Everything's
$100.
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How many applicants does it take to change
a
light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
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a
light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
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A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided to stop at the
next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so
he could get an hour
or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet
place he chose
happened to be on one of the city's major jogging
routes.
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driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided to stop at the
next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so
he could get an hour
or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet
place he chose
happened to be on one of the city's major jogging
routes.
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