Bird jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !
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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
flight from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York
to allow his usual on time
departure. The weather in New York
finally cleared and the pilot asked
for
his departure clearance.
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Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex
!
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,

SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch ?
He was the skipper !
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What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.
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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have
Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
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|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.
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