Bird jokes

Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I
got real problems.
I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven
o'clock I get up and
I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They
give me all
kinds of medicine but nothing helps.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Q: What's
the difference between a G-Spot
and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.
Category: Ethnic - 0 Comments

What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Category: Religion - 0 Comments

What do you get if you cross a spider and an

elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the
ceiling then run
before it collapses !
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
Category: Camping Jokes - 0 Comments

Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the prosecution. The jury was out for nearly a week before they returned to court with the manslaughter verdict.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

What do you get if you cross a bottle
of water
with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments