Bird jokes

Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
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|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105

suddenly
stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old
fellow's
absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi

went to see him.
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough.
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This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -"I want to leave no tern unstoned"
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Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series. The batting, pitching, and bench coaches for the Mets held a press conference earlier today. They were joined by members of the Major League Players Union.
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Q: How do you keep your
husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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