Birthday jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at
Christmas ?
Grave-y !
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"
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Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
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What did the mouse say when his friend
broke
his front teeth? Hard cheese.
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|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or...
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What's the difference between an elephant
and
a piece of paper ?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an
elephant !
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|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!
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Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"
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How do you find your dog if
he's lost in the
woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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