Birthday jokes

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest.The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy atanother Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small.
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|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?A: A plain clothes police dog!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?A:
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Why do actors like snooker
halls?
Because that's where they get their best cues.
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New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in onegeographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks"his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh"his car and invest in "erl wells."
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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
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The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Carolina,
looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy
their two week
vacation/honeymoon.

The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well,
hi
Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.
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What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to

fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call. Most Men..pretend you're not there when their moms call. Real Men..claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner. Most Men..claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.
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How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.
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