Birthday jokes

After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England

?
Because England was discovered before the USA !
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How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
!
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A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it. The operation went fine, and the doctor sent the business man a fee for his services of $5000.
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What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So they turned around and went home.
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Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark
!
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
!
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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening."Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints.
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"And will there be
anything
else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate
dinner
for two.
"No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be
all."

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin
negligee
on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked.
"Yeah!
That's a good idea," the fellow said.
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What do you call a sleeping
bull?
A
bull-dozer.
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